How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich

Buy Smucker's Natural Chunky peanut butter at your local grocery store.
Buy Orowheat Oatnut bread at your local grocery store.
Buy Smucker's Black Raspberry jelly at your local grocery store.
Bring the peanut butter, bread, and jelly home.
Open the bag of bread.
Remove two pieces of bread.
Lay the bread down on a flat surface, side by side.
Open the jar of peanut butter.
Take a knife out of the silverware drawer.
Insert the knife into the jar of peanut butter.
Thoroughly mix the nuts, oils, and ingredients of the peanut butter inside the jar.
Fill the knife full of peanut butter.
Spread the peanut butter onto a slice of bread.
Repeat this process until the slice of bread is full of peanut butter.
Wipe the knife clean.
Open the jar of jelly.
Insert the knife into the jelly jar.
Fill the knife full of jelly.
Spread the jelly on top of the second slice of bread.
Repeat this process until the slice of bread is sufficiently coated with jelly.
Put the two slices of bread together, with peanut butter and jelly sides together.
Cut the the slices of bread in half, making two half-sandwiches.
Put the knife down.
Pull up a chair.
Sit down on the chair.
Pick up one half of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Open your mouth.
Insert the sandwich.
Bite down into the sandwich.
Chew the bite of sandwich.
Swallow the chewed bite of sandwich.
Repeat the process until the whole sandwich is gone.
Enjoy!