Gemini

Time to look for a new job. You will be fired this month.

You'll wish you had a twin this month. Then at least there'd be someone else to blame for your problems -- and share your woes. Ever thought about moving? Good, cause now's the time: you're being evicted on the 16th. Forget about saving your apartment crops cause they won't make it either.

Love too is crumbling, so toughen up! A new locale -- city, state, or even country -- is your best choice of action. And you thought Job had it rough. Seek out a sympathetic Cancer for companionship and a shoulder to cry on.