Libra

Your cat will make a break for it on the 12th. So keep the doors locked (and pull the catnip out of the garden).

Mercury is on the rise, but your wallet's descending. Moonlighting may bring your stars in line and your bank account into the black. You might make a few extra bucks on the Paprazzi circuit, but beware. Tickets to Monaco, Sundance and New York can really add up.

On the 26th, pleasant (and not so pleasant) surprises abound. Look both ways before crossing -- it'll be a close one -- and make sure to wear your glasses. You'll need them to see the license plate of the white Ford Taurus that nearly takes you out. To add irony to injury a Taurus will be behind the wheel!

Love is in the air ... but not for you. Time to lose that dead-weight Pisces you've been stringing along.